I killed a guy. Now divorce me.

Why are guys so stupid? Better yet, why was that woman stupid enough to be with him in the first place?
 
Desslock said:
Man makes up murder story to get wife to leave him
http://www.tallahassee.com/mld/tallahassee/news/local/12297664.htm


:tard: He should've just killed his wife with a claw hammer.
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Well, I guess this way he figured he may have to pay back the City of Tallahassee for the "search of the missing person" instead of spending the rest of his life in jail.

Talk about desperation.

Oh, and if he does live in a trailor, all they can do is put a judgement on him which he won't pay anyway, then lein the trailor. This is a win-win situation; wife is definatly going to leave him now (I'm sure she got the hint,) he doesn't have to go to jail, and in the State of Florida they can't take your house for non-payment of judgements.
 
I'd like to be the 'murder victim' recieving that phone call at 3:00 in the morning.

"...he...hello?"

"Is this Mr. Dennis Allen?"

"Yes."

"Are....you dead, sir?"
 
I thought this was going to be about something else :(

Killed a man in Reno just to watch him die :cool:
 
That's the worst idea I've ever heard. He could have at least said he fed the cut-up torso and limbs to the pigs, keeping the head in a secret place.
 
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