I just want to know how it works

polo

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If I showed up on your front step driving a black 78 trans am with a crate of guinness on the back seat blaring lynrd skynrd from the stereo, would you ride to cork with me to whizz on the blarney stone?

of course

i'd bring you in too if you were house trained
 

polo

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collection agency once called me telling me i had to pay my final months gym fee or i would be taken to court.

the guy was guffawing and taking everything personally until i produced the contract, signed by the gym manager, stating my contract was 11 months long. not 12 months. (don't ask why, i accepted it)

i told him he was a prokaryote and to fuck off and pay his own bills.