And they didn't even bring me bread. As instructed my entire life by DJB I promptly told them I was a Mormon (which is partially true but apparently they blacklist your house so that's the logic) but the mofo's didn't freak out and leave. Instead they told me I should read the new testament and live by Christ's law. I'd just woken up too so all I could do was stare at them politely. Dammit.