I just came back from heaven.

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Hello my soft, gentle lovers.

I just came back from a brief trip to heaven, I was hit by a rather larger International Truck and spent the last couple of days picking up my finger tips in the hospital – needless to say I spent a few nights in heaven, walking with Jesus Christ and blowing my nose in the soft clouds that serve as after life’s wall to wall carpeting. Now that I have returned I wish to share my love with everyone. May my warmth fill your day with a little brightness!

:heart: :heart: :heart:
 
Shall I draw a gentle, warm bath for you sir? Would you like some bubbles and maybe a louffa?
 
Let us all hold hands and chant to our earth mother for the safe and swift recovery of our fallen brother.
 
ChikkenNoodul said:
Were you blinded by the gleam behind the windshield?

I am blinded by your love for your fellow forum posters my friend. Please, join me on aim so that we may discuss the next meeting at the grove.