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I....... hurt myself today.......

Discussion in 'useless chatter' started by BigDov, Oct 21, 2004.

  1. Guys, you know how most every morning you wake up and the soldier's at attention? Well, today was no different for me, the alarm went off, and in my rush to shut the local dj's up, I kind of rolled over weird and got a bit of a kink in the little guy........ you know, right about at a 45 degree angle or so. It didn't stay like that, thankfully, but those few seconds it was bent, pure agony......

    It still hurts. :(

    no pics

    no shens

    And in anticipation- :fly: :egads: :elfpenis: :sucky: :blah:
  2. OUCH!!!!
  3. Thats why I sleep with a cup on.
  4. But doesn't that make it tough when you need a quickie??
  5. AAHHAHAHHA you think he fuckin gets sex? AHHAHAH
  6. Have you seen his wife? :drool:
    Oh, wait. You're talking about smiley. Got it.
  7. I was giving him the benefit of the doubt. :D
  8. This thread makes me sad.

  9. Dude, put yourself in my shoes....... :( And don't let Sleeman get you down; retaliate!!!

  10. I might want to be in your wife, but not your shoes...


  11. You gotta protect your parts men!

    Goldang that smarts just hearing about it

  13. :mad:


  14. It was easily one of the single most painful experiences I've ever had, even compared to a broken bone. No pun intended.

  15. :D :fly:
  16. i'd put something else in your shoes :drool:
  17. pics of wife?

  18. So it's you that's been leaving little wet presents in my shoes lately........ :droooooooool:

  19. A pic:

  20. Where are the ones from the other night?