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jaxxor
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I was over at grannyjaxxor's house where I stay off and on to watch football. She naps in the afternoons and likes me to hang around, and I like football, so it works out.
While digging through my liquor cabinet I found a bottle of Stoli 100 proof vodka that I'd stashed and forgotten about. Well, this was like Xmas came early! I congratulated myself on my find, and began drinking it up.
About halfway through Malcom In The Middle things started getting murky. I needed to go outside and have a smoke, but walking was out of the question. I poured myself off the couch and began crawling towards the door, unlit Kamel in one hand, Zippo in the other.
Halfway to the door I banged my head into a chair. Jebus! I couldn't even do the watermellon crawl!
I rolled over onto my back and lost consciousness and reason. At some point I heard the Simpsons theme come on, but I couldn't make it back to the couch. I know that I missed the Simpsons, Arrested Development, and Sunday night football, but I can't remember what I was doing. Reconstructing the night, I found that I'd smoked a quarter of the cig and let the rest burn to ash on the porch, and at some point I went to bed.
My only hope is that grannyjaxxor didn't walk in and see me passed out on her living room floor.
Cliff's: I humped a beagle.
While digging through my liquor cabinet I found a bottle of Stoli 100 proof vodka that I'd stashed and forgotten about. Well, this was like Xmas came early! I congratulated myself on my find, and began drinking it up.
About halfway through Malcom In The Middle things started getting murky. I needed to go outside and have a smoke, but walking was out of the question. I poured myself off the couch and began crawling towards the door, unlit Kamel in one hand, Zippo in the other.
Halfway to the door I banged my head into a chair. Jebus! I couldn't even do the watermellon crawl!
I rolled over onto my back and lost consciousness and reason. At some point I heard the Simpsons theme come on, but I couldn't make it back to the couch. I know that I missed the Simpsons, Arrested Development, and Sunday night football, but I can't remember what I was doing. Reconstructing the night, I found that I'd smoked a quarter of the cig and let the rest burn to ash on the porch, and at some point I went to bed.My only hope is that grannyjaxxor didn't walk in and see me passed out on her living room floor.
Cliff's: I humped a beagle.
