I wrote a song for my retirement:
Theac is bald
But that’s okay, because smileynev is fat
But so what
Drool-boy looks like a biker
But that doesn’t matter because fly is gay
And theac is bald
April is a big fat mother fucking piggy bitch
And we don’t really mind
Because chikken has one nut
who gives a fuck
'cause jaxxor is a faggot hunting ghosts
And theac is bald
Sleeman is a really, really, really, fucked up guy
You won’t notice
Because Pandora is so fucking hot
And no one cares because
Because Coqui has absolutely no sense of humor
And theac
Is
Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaald