I herby retire from posting on online forums

ChikkenNoodul said:
Whew, I've got a 100 gallon aquarium just FULL of starfish, and I was wondering how the heck I was gonna get time to clean 'em

Now I'm alllllll set :D



Parks & wildlife hire you to help thin out the hobo/hooker population?
 
ChikkenNoodul said:
Yeah, the MDC was very willing to let me use the parks for whatever the fuck I wanted in exchange for making the hobos quietly disappear

I'm still working with the Chinatown folks on the hooker situation


When you get it figured out, please come to Portland and rid us of the homeless/miscreant/beggar population. I swear to god you can't get on the fucking freeway anymore without someone standing there begging for money.
 
theacoustician said:
LET IT BE SO!
no one respects your authority theac, you fucking know that.

in fact, if it wasn't for your really hot wife, we'd all be stepping the fuck all over you