I herby retire from posting on online forums

elpmis said:
HOLY SHIT! Maybe you can set up a date to meet in real life so you guys can each other's assholes out and maybe share a Yoo-hoo!

You fuckers are so gay you made me come out of retirement just to say that
You're missing a verb there cowboy.
 
FlamingGlory said:
Tis' a shame we'll be missing quality posts like this.


Whatever, he's not going anywhere. It's like a cry of help from a 5 time unsuccessful suicidal person.
 
April23 said:
Whatever, he's not going anywhere. It's like a cry of help from a 5 time unsuccessful suicidal person.

elpmis has killed himself at least twice. The problem is that his brain is so disassociated from the rest of the world that it doesn't know.