I herby retire from posting on online forums

[simple]

As the greatest poster of all time!

 

[APRIL]

 

[theacoustician]

As the greatest poster of all time!

yeah, bullshit

 

[Coqui]

According to the front page
Top Poster: BigDov

You aren't the best

 

[ZRH]

Right who are you again?

 

[fly]

but i need you

 

[APRIL]

but i need you

...like water... like breath... like rraaaiiinnnn...

 

[jaxxor]

 

[water]

You'll be back; you cocky son of a bitch.

edit: I'm the greatest roaster, this thread proves it.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I quit

 

[APRIL]

I quit

No .. no.. you're fired.

 

[smileynev]

If you quit, then I quit.

 

[Galen]

Right who are you again?

I find myself agreeing with you again and again!

 

[simple]

I find myself agreeing with you again and again!

HOLY SHIT! Maybe you can set up a date to meet in real life so you guys can each other's assholes out and maybe share a Yoo-hoo!

You fuckers are so gay you made me come out of retirement just to say that

 

[Galen]

HOLY SHIT! Maybe you can set up a date to meet in real life so you guys can each other's assholes out and maybe share a Yoo-hoo!

You fuckers are so gay you made me come out of retirement just to say that

Wait, something's wrong here.

Ah yes, that's better.

 

[smileynev]

HOLY SHIT! Maybe you can set up a date to meet in real life so you guys can each other's assholes out and maybe share a Yoo-hoo!

You fuckers are so gay you made me come out of retirement just to say that

This is the kind of witty observation that we would miss. The internet needs you. So does fly.

 

[smileynev]

If elpmis leaves, any chance of their being more funzie comics goes with him.

 

[zengirl]

Damn, you just started appreciating me too

 

[simple]

I wrote a song for my retirement:

Theac is bald
But that’s okay, because smileynev is fat
But so what
Drool-boy looks like a biker
But that doesn’t matter because fly is gay
And theac is bald

April is a big fat mother fucking piggy bitch
And we don’t really mind
Because chikken has one nut
who gives a fuck
'cause jaxxor is a faggot hunting ghosts
And theac is bald

Sleeman is a really, really, really, fucked up guy
You won’t notice
Because Pandora is so fucking hot
And no one cares because
Because Coqui has absolutely no sense of humor
And theac


Is


Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaald

 

[Galen]

This is the kind of witty observation that we would miss. The internet needs you. So does fly.

The internet needs an explanation of how to "each" an asshole!