Hawt I have decided to follow Lucifer

Rebecca Black Friday GIF
 
Did you clarify the return policy first? With the way you've been bouncing all around these past few years.
I was a triple spy the whole time mwahaha

It works out for me. I get to torment the local Christians with bible facts that make them uncomfortable.
 
I got evangelized at on the job the other day.
We have debates at work. I work with an atheist, a spiritualist who doesn’t believe in the biblical god, and two preachers. I’m considered an atheist by some of them and agnostic by others, since I don’t reveal my love of Lucifer on the clock.