Hawt I have decided to follow Lucifer

Mean Mr. Mustard

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OOD

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He's been mowing Satan's lawn.
On a real note, I mowed my own lawn today, but I think Lord Morning Star was sending the heat of hell to me. Liked to have passed out. Some asshole waited a month to cut the grass so it was twice as hard. What a cunt.
 

Ðogesayer

never met a virtue I wont signal
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New and improved me, bb. I sold my soul for mediocre bass skills.
Did you clarify the return policy first? With the way you've been bouncing all around these past few years.
 

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Yet ANOTHER ! Beautiful Bearded Rashner
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Did you clarify the return policy first? With the way you've been bouncing all around these past few years.
I was a triple spy the whole time mwahaha

It works out for me. I get to torment the local Christians with bible facts that make them uncomfortable.
 

Ðogesayer

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I was a triple spy the whole time mwahaha

It works out for me. I get to torment the local Christians with bible facts that make them uncomfortable.
I got evangelized at on the job the other day.
 

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Yet ANOTHER ! Beautiful Bearded Rashner
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I got evangelized at on the job the other day.
We have debates at work. I work with an atheist, a spiritualist who doesn’t believe in the biblical god, and two preachers. I’m considered an atheist by some of them and agnostic by others, since I don’t reveal my love of Lucifer on the clock.