WTF I have decided to unfollow Jesus.

[Darth Handsome]

Well Im convinced good talk nukes

 

[Darth Handsome]

Sign on the church at the end of the street:

"Brush up on your bible, it will prevent truth decay"

 

[Strings]

Oh good grief

 

[nukes]

Oh good grief

Just kick the ball, Charlie Brown.

 

[Darth Handsome]

I usually hate those stupid signs but once in a while theres one thats better than what youd find in the dad joke thread

 

[HipHugHer]

Wash your ass and catch your meal in the same place. Sounds like a deal.
Man, was just talking with the wife because apparently there is some mother fuckers in this area knocking on doors, saying they are from CDC or some shit, robbing people. I wanted to get her familiarized with our firearms. She wisely suggest we wait until morning. At least.
Got about 10 boxes of 12 gauge, at least 1000 rounds of 22 long rifle. Got 9mm but sold the 9's. Fuck, then we are down to the crossbow and the wrist rocket. Whelp,at least I have a good stock of rabbit and woodchuck traps. Might need them all.

Present the crossbow with a bloody broad head on it, they won't be expecting that. Tell em you gonna shishkebob the both of em and put em on the grill with the others as a sacrifice to Yahweh .

 

[Strings]

Brutal. What the fuck are we going on about now?

 

[nukes]

Brutal. What the fuck are we going on about now?

Full Bingo Double Fuckery

 

[wetwillie]

I usually hate those stupid signs but once in a while theres one thats better than what youd find in the dad joke thread

"Confession without repentance is just bragging".

 

[HipHugHer]

Brutal. What the fuck are we going on about now?

Eddie has robbers in the area telling people they're from the CDC so they open the door.

 

[OOD]

 

[wetwillie]

Today I have faith in tomorrow - I just pulled all the dead plants from my garden. IJNA

 

[OOD]

 

[pacojas]

do her, OOD,... i dare ya

 

[OOD]

do her, OOD,... i dare ya

Betty White was the forbidden fruit.

 

[Domon]

The closest church sign to me has some bullshit about not neglecting gathering together even in hard times.

Retards.

 

[Strings]

No doubt, I'm waiting for the dooms day cults to start popping up.
Maybe they already committed suicide and will leave us alone. Lord knows we got enough on our plates.

#washyourhands

 

[pacojas]

No doubt, I'm waiting for the dooms day cults to start popping up.
Maybe they already committed suicide and will leave us alone. Lord knows we got enough on our plates.

#washyourhands

search YouTube. there are definitely some "live feeds" here and there rallying against the coming vaccines.

IT'S A SETUP, PEOPLE!!! LET'S HIDE IN THE MOUNTAINS

 

[OOD]

This is funny whether you believe or not.

 

[nukes]

@Jesus Christ some members here would like to practice genocide upon your flock.
I'm sure we can count on you for a caustic reply.