WTF I have decided to unfollow Jesus.

[Strings]

Take your protein pills and put your helmet on.

Edit: That's Bowie, Eddie.

 

[wetwillie]

Take your protein pills and put your helmet on.

Edit: That's Bowie, Eddie.

Yes strings. I'm quite aware of that music - Bowie recorded it on my ship. You were probably still sucking your thumb in '69 - possibly wearing a diaper.

 

[Strings]

Yes strings. I'm quite aware of that music - Bowie recorded it on my ship. You were probably still sucking your thumb in '69 - possibly wearing a diaper.

How did you guys build the pyramids, Eddie?

 

[Strings]

 

[wetwillie]

Have I posted this one before?

That guy sure could shred

How did you guys build the pyramids, Eddie?

3d printed them.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

 

[Peppers]

I see most of Florida is experiencing *cough cough* cold weather. temperatures below 50 degrees are no joke! I hope Jesus saves you all from this tragic weather. #PrayforFlorida #Floridastrong #ibettherussianshaveawesthermachineandthisistheirfault

 

[OOD]

 

[OOD]

 

[Jehannum]

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

 

[Strings]

 

[OOD]

I am officially an ordained minister.

 

[wetwillie]

I am officially an ordained minister.
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Congrats! Welcome to the brotherhood of online ministers.

 

[OOD]

Congrats! Welcome to the brotherhood of online ministers.

I'm thinking of becoming a Doctor of the Universe next.

 

[Strings]

I am officially an ordained minister.
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Hippie

 

[Strings]

 

[wetwillie]

 

[wetwillie]

Shoulda never sold that damn bass. F'n monster.

 

[Immigrant]

I receive mail from a few places addressed to “Reverend ...”

Most recently a letter from McDonalds with vouchers for free “food” enclosed. Anytime I fill out an online complaint form and am given a prefix choice, I choose Rev. It guilts them just a tad.

It’s a bless ed day.