WTF I have decided to unfollow Jesus.

[nukes]

Is that surprise the fact that being a Satanist gets them banned from 95% of potlucks? Nothing like a good potluck to keep a tribe together.

True. Except for green bean casserole. That stuff is evil.

 

[Darth Handsome]

You can't even slap bass, how are you going to slap me?

I can slap like yo mama

 

[OOD]

True. Except for green bean casserole. That stuff is evil.

I've never once seen green bean casserole in a southern Baptist church. I can convert you if you want.

 

[HipHugHer]

Is that surprise the fact that being a Satanist gets them banned from 95% of potlucks? Nothing like a good potluck to keep a tribe together.

If it's only 95% there's still work to be done.

 

[HipHugHer]

 

[OOD]

If it's only 95% there's still work to be done.

The other 5% are Magic the Gathering fanatics. There's no hope for them. You know with magic being evil and all.

 

[HipHugHer]

 

[nukes]

I've never once seen green bean casserole in a southern Baptist church. I can convert you if you want.

I'm not buying it. This is more propaganda to get me to spend four hours at a Tent Revival.

 

[Strings]

I'm not buying it. This is more propaganda to get me to spend four hours at a Tent Revival.

Don't do it, Nukes. Any organization that conducts business in a tent can't be trusted.

 

[nukes]

Don't do it, Nukes. Any organization that conducts business in a tent can't be trusted.

Can I interest you in a few rugs, sir? Meanwhile, please feel free to puff on our hookah...

 

[Darth Handsome]

If their business is in a tent that means you can haggle over prices

 

[OOD]

I'm not buying it. This is more propaganda to get me to spend four hours at a Tent Revival.

That's evangelical. The difference is slight but important. Blessing the food is the most important and shortest prayer for southern Baptists.

 

[Immigrant]

Can I interest you in a few rugs, sir? Meanwhile, please feel free to puff on our hookah...

I thought you were in the tug business. Any stains on the rugs?

 

[Strings]

Nukes ... A rug salesman and drug dealer.
He sells flying carpets!

 

[Frau Blugher]

We have a hookah , a harmonium ; all we need now is a majik carpet and we're set .

 

[wetwillie]

We have a hookah , a harmonium ; all we need now is a majik carpet and we're set .

I got the 'shrooms bro, we're all set.

 

[nukes]

Cooking ribeye steaks. I splurged.
Ate "sushi" at naptime.
I splooged.

 

[OOD]

Cooking ribeye steaks. I splurged.
Ate "sushi" at naptime.
I splooged.

I had lentil loaf at lunch.

 

[HipHugHer]

Had bacon, eggs, biscuits, and gravy for dinner last night. There is a God and He loves me.

 

[OOD]

Have I posted this one before?