WTF I have decided to follow Jesus.

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I once tried to use The Force to levitate a single pebble of gravel out of the yard. I focused intensely and tried really hard for quite some time but it still just laid there, doing nothing, as if to mock me.
It did smirk a little though, just to rub it in.
 
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I once tried to use The Force to levitate a single pebble of gravel out of the yard. I focused intensely and tried really hard for quite some time but it still just laid there, doing nothing, as if to mock me.
It did smirk a little though, just to rub it in.
You need to have faith in The Lord. Then you can move mountains.
 
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HipHugHer

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You need to have faith in The Lord. Then you can move mountains.
It only helped to solidify my faith in the Lord.
After The Force didn't move the rock I prayed and prayed and prayed harder for this one girl at school to like me, then one day out of the blue she said hi to me.
I froze, stupefied in amazement at the wondrous works of God Himself and from that day on I walked with Jesus and surrendered my heart to Him.