WTF I have decided to unfollow Jesus.

[OOD]

Satan ain't so bad. Just misunderstood.

 

[nukes]

Satan ain't so bad. Just misunderstood.

He's part of the grand plan of free will.

 

[Hoff Kinkmeister]

The Bible makes a pretty strong case for its god being an abuser.

 

[Strings]

I just read a headline "Lawyers for Noah's Ark theme park are suing its insurance company for rain damage".
As amusing as it sounds, I didn't click on it.
No way the article could be as funny as the title.

 

[MacG]

Satan ain't so bad. Just misunderstood.

His Netflix series is so dumb yet so awesome, what a cool guy!

 

[Immigrant]

I just read a headline "Lawyers for Noah's Ark theme park are suing its insurance company for rain damage".
As amusing as it sounds, I didn't click on it.
No way the article could be as funny as the title.

They’re likely looking for income of any kind. I recently heard that place is sinking in debt and the predicted attendance was way off. I also took a short video tour on the YouTube which lasted until security threw the guy out.

 

[Immigrant]

His Netflix series is so dumb yet so awesome, what a cool guy!

I noticed Netflix is looser with the coin purse when it comes to CGI compared to FOX. And they all know martial arts now too!

 

[Jehannum]

Interdasting, it seems that the Bible isn't really opposed to homosexuality after all, and is just a loose game of telephone with a lens onto cultural prejudices of the time of the translation...

 

[Frau Blugher]

Jesus was on shrooms the whole time.

Little known fact : not getting the yawns and giggles was his first miracle if you don't count Mary's pregnancy.

 

[OOD]

Saw a sing that said "Jesus is the rock to our roll" I guess they didn't get the memo on the devil's music.

 

[Frau Blugher]

Saw a sing that said "Jesus is the rock to our roll" I guess they didn't get the memo on the devil's music.

Fear the tritone , for it will give your song forward motion and escort followers away from L 'Andrew .
Star Trek Psalm 17:01

 

[OOD]

My sister asked my brother, a preacher, what he thought about witchcraft the other day. He's concerned but I'm just hoping this helps her put down the Meth.

And no, I did not talk about witchcraft with my sister.

 

[Jesus Christ]

Saw a sing that said "Jesus is the rock to our roll" I guess they didn't get the memo on the devil's music.

While I'm not in general opposed to rock as worship, I also agree with Hank Hill on most of the specific instances thus far (e.g. "they're not making Jesus any better, just making rock and roll worse").

 

[OOD]

While I'm not in general opposed to rock as worship, I also agree with Hank Hill on most of the specific instances thus far (e.g. "they're not making Jesus any better, just making rock and roll worse").

You need to communicate with your flock better, Jesus. They're all going to hell in your name.

 

[adi]

i couldnt find a minikiss version

 

[Frau Blugher]

The absurdity of picking on Jesus is amusing .

 

[Jesus Christ]

You need to communicate with your flock better, Jesus. They're all going to hell in your name.

I try, but you guys just don't seem to get the message that you should just be nice to each other.

 

[Frau Blugher]

I try, but you guys just don't seem to get the message that you should just be nice to each other.

Too expensive spiritually .

 

[HipHugHer]

No Jesus, No Peace.
Know Jesus, Know Peace.

 

[Frau Blugher]

Peas on earth and good will toward whatever particular direction we're forceably being hurled toward i guess , should probably forgive that sushi cookery class for being too lazy to cook their fish too but where does it end ? the supply of stupidity is too high to sift through . . .
amen