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Someone who cares.Not quite our own personal Jesus but better than nothing.
Someone who cares.Not quite our own personal Jesus but better than nothing.
Someone who's always there - kinda like ceiling cat. Can't even jack off without his f'n commentary and guilt tripping.Someone who cares.
The Lord helps those who help themselves.Someone who's always there - kinda like ceiling cat. Can't even jack off without his f'n commentary and guilt tripping.
@Jesus Christ - go cure cancer would ya!
Oh boy I love to talk about Yeshua to my Baptist brethren.Yeshua is a Jew. Oy vey.
How do beduins make babies?Oh boy I love to talk about Yeshua to my Baptist brethren.
Lovely, now you're offering to jerk me off? I'm long and two hands might fit but I'm not trusting my me time to someone who marches to the beat of his own drum - synchronization is crucial when busting a nut.The Lord helps those who help themselves.
Don't use his name in vein[sic].Jesus, Eddie. It's Jesus
Do you think Jesus will return?
I hope He does, it'll be the first thousand years of peace we've ever had.
I hope He does, it'll be the first thousand years of peace we've ever had.
I tried in Germany in 1938 to establish a peaceful 1000 year kingdom on Earth, and look what you fuckers did with that.Lets not get ahead of ourselves. He hasn't even brought peace to the forum yet.