WTF I have decided to unfollow Jesus.

[nukes]

@Jesus Christ don't make me a liar. Wow he's already banned.

 

[OOD]

@Jesus Christ don't make me a liar. Wow he's already banned.

This is heathen country.

 

[Strings]

@Jesus Christ don't make me a liar. Wow he's already banned.

Who's banned? Jesus?
Jesus.

 

[Immigrant]

If he wanted to pass off a fake account, he should’ve used his actual age.

Face pirates can be such amateurs.

 

[Jesus Christ]

Who's banned? Jesus?
Jesus.

I've had a long morning watching all of you masturbate.

You know how much hydration I have to do to make all these tears?

 

[wetwillie]

I've had a long morning watching all of you masturbate.

You know how much hydration I have to do to make all these tears?

I was thinking of you Lord and had sex with the wife so you wouldn't cry.

 

[Strings]

I've had a long morning watching all of you masturbate.

You know how much hydration I have to do to make all these tears?

Voyeur Jesus. Who knew?
Can you turn water into Gatorade?

 

[Jesus Christ]

I was thinking of you Lord and had sex with the wife so you wouldn't cry.

That made me cry for other reasons.

 

[wetwillie]

That made me cry for other reasons.

Hopefully it was laughter - I can only imagine what a drag your position can be. ? You doing any better with addition these days? It was pretty dick that they nailed you to a plus sign as an example.

 

[wetwillie]

Dear @Jesus: if you jack off, does it make you feel gay? I mean, they always portray God as male and you as male so it sounds kinda gay. And obviously both balls are touching each other.
Signed,
Curious

 

[Jesus Christ]

Dear @Jesus: if you jack off, does it make you feel gay? I mean, they always portray God as male and you as male so it sounds kinda gay. And obviously both balls are touching each other.
Signed,
Curious

The balls never touch. In order to touch, one ball must first traverse half the distance to the other ball, and then half the distance remaining, and so on and so on, ad infinitum.

As such, the balls never actually reach each other.

Plus, with the holes in my hands, I can cup the balls while jackin' it to keep them apart, even when I'm doing the Stranger.

 

[Valve1138]

This is a top three dumbest gimmick accounts.

 

[Jehannum]

This is a top three dumbest gimmick accounts.

I think Jesus is just the best.

 

[Jesus Christ]

I think Jesus is just the best.

Wrong! Conan, tell us what is best in life.

 

[Conan the Barbarian]

Wrong! Conan, tell us what is best in life.

To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women!

 

[wetwillie]

The balls never touch. In order to touch, one ball must first traverse half the distance to the other ball, and then half the distance remaining, and so on and so on, ad infinitum.

As such, the balls never actually reach each other.

Plus, with the holes in my hands, I can cup the balls while jackin' it to keep them apart, even when I'm doing the Stranger.

This post sounds a bit like Jehanny to me.

 

[Valve1138]

I bet @Jesus Christ catfished @nuber

 

[nukes]

I bet @Jesus Christ catfished @nuber

Not my proudest fap

 

[OOD]

I'm glad to have Jesus here with us.

 

[wetwillie]

Not quite our own personal Jesus but better than nothing.