WTF I have decided to unfollow Jesus.

This morning for my first ping, Jesus led me to a homeless couple at the BP gas station. I let them in the cab. They came up with a designation which was 23 dollars away. I asked them for the $23 up front. They said they had to use a card. They said they couldn't find the card. They said they didn't have any money on the card once they found it. Jesus then led me to ask them to leave the taxi. Jesus saves. He saves me a lot of damn trouble with these ragamuffins.
 
This morning for my first ping, Jesus led me to a homeless couple at the BP gas station. I let them in the cab. They came up with a designation which was 23 dollars away. I asked them for the $23 up front. They said they had to use a card. They said they couldn't find the card. They said they didn't have any money on the card once they found it. Jesus then led me to ask them to leave the taxi. Jesus saves. He saves me a lot of damn trouble with these ragamuffins.

Couldn't Jesus turn a $1 into a $20?