WTF I have decided to unfollow Jesus.
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nukes
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Dear Jesus, please instruct the teacher who sent us an email asking us to change our son's medication to go fuc herself.
Darth Handsome
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Darth Handsome
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nukes
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Well she basically said whatever meds he's on aren't working which is basically true but fuk her LOL
nukes
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You thought it was your vocation to educate bright young minds but you never cointed on the misbehavior eh?
Come'on, if they don't work on you they probably won't work on him.
She was just trying to be helpful. She sees him more than you on a given day.
nukes
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She thought she was allowed to bitch-slap the worst offenders. She's thinking about getting into female mud wrestlin.
nukes
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She's only a substitute teacher. The real teacher got all Knocked Up and shitt LOL
Darth Handsome
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I say we pray on this right now.
DEar Heavenly Father.
We are praying for young Gabe. HE's troubled and has troubles focusing.
He's been going through a lot lately Lord, just lost his grandma.
Please help heal this young man and his family.
IJNA
DEar Heavenly Father.
We are praying for young Gabe. HE's troubled and has troubles focusing.
He's been going through a lot lately Lord, just lost his grandma.
Please help heal this young man and his family.
IJNA
Apparently the kid's condoms aren't working either.
Dear Heavenly Father - we are praying for the poor bastard child to be born to the teacher . . .
Dear Jibbers,
Please grant the fuck trophy peace and allow him the perspective to learn how not to be.
Please grant the fuck trophy peace and allow him the perspective to learn how not to be.
