WTF I have decided to unfollow Jesus.

[HipHugHer]

Seriously, you think Jesus really gives a fuck in the grand cosmic scheme of things if you touch your peepee?

A hex cast upon you.



You shall rip your nail off again in 3 months time.
Beware.

 

[Jehannum]

A hex cast upon you.

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You shall rip your nail off again in 3 months time.
Beware.

If that's the price I pay to touch myself, I'm good.

 

[Strings]

I bet the only curse Jesus ever uttered was "Hey that fucking hurts!!!"

 

[Strings]

If that's the price I pay to touch myself, I'm good.

You must be a rough one if you're tearing off nails while touching yourself.

 

[Jehannum]

You must be a rough one if you're tearing off nails while touching yourself.

 

[adi]

I bet @Ledboots and @pacojas and @adi could add wisdom to our discussion.
Those are some people who can think bigger.

i dont know baba. i think in these matters literally everybody can have a different opinion. i know that i cant and actually dont want to know everything, that would make life boring.

 

[nukes]

If that's the price I pay to touch myself, I'm good.

You rip nails out every month, curse or not.

 

[HipHugHer]

i dont know baba. i think in these matters literally everybody can have a different opinion. i know that i cant and actually dont want to know everything, that would make life boring.

It's OK baba I casted a hex. All that stuff will work itself out.

 

[adi]

It's OK baba I casted a hex. All that stuff will work itself out.

^true story

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

There is no God
I present you exhibit A:

 

[Jehannum]

There is no God
I present you exhibit A:


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[Puff Dabby]

I’ve been to some revivals


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[nukes]

That's a boatload of SpaghettiOs.

 

[Darth Handsome]

That's a boatload of SpaghettiOs.

thats a bathtub

 

[nukes]

thats a bathtub

I was trying to be metaphorical

 

[wetwillie]

That's a boatload of SpaghettiOs.

I had this kinky idea(channeling @Immigrant I think) - slip a few of those spagettios over a finger and then finger her.

 

[Jehannum]

I was trying to be metaphorical

Metaphorically, the liquid is supposed to be on the outside of a boat.

 

[wetwillie]

Metaphorically, the liquid is supposed to be on the outside of a boat.

She's a sunken boat - must be loaded with too much semen.

 

[OOD]

Jesus loves me this I know. For the bible tells me so.

 

[HipHugHer]

I’ve been to some revivals


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Did they handle serpents there?