Darth Handsome
Not Nearly as Handsome as Advertised.
he'll come back to us soon, brother. If he's getting into witchcraft he's going to make some unpleasant discoveries that will bring him home.
WTF I have decided to unfollow Jesus.
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Lucifer Morning Star never did anything wrong. All he did was question the man. I'd buy him a beer.
I did go to church the other day and it didn't even catch on fire.
Darth Handsome
Not Nearly as Handsome as Advertised.
Some lame sermon where the preacher went through the alphabet saying different names for god. But hey at least it wasn't about hating gays like the last one I went to.
Darth Handsome
Not Nearly as Handsome as Advertised.
I can throw a rock in any direction and hit a gay hating church. This is America.
Most churches are protestant. And they almost all hate gay people. Most try to turn it into a tough love act and suggest suppressing sexuality or worse conversion.
nukes
I Eat Buttholes Raw
Well the only time I spent in SC being under the oppression of the US government so I can't really speak to the regular goings on of daily life there but I can tell you in other places in this country and a couple others I haven't really found that whole gay hate thing going on in many churches. They all might not celebrate it, but in the end all have sinned and fall short of the glory. The American old south is pretty much the only place I've seen that seems to put a real focus on that one particular thing. They do stop short of throwing them off a roof to their deaths but they do seem to take unreasonable issue with that one particular aspect.
Calling homosexuality a sin is gay hate and nearly every church calls it a sin. They could just change that aspect like they've always changed aspects of the church. People shouldn't be made to fell like they are living in sin because they prefer the same sex. "Hate the sin not the person" does not translate to love for homosexuality.
I'm all for people being spiritual. I think it's healthy for a lot of people. But it's time to ditch the hateful list of rules that are way past outdated for society.
Just my opinion. I'm tired of all the hate.
Lots of aspects of sex are considered sins. Premarital sex, gay sex, beastiality, masturbation, mistresses, anal sex, blowjobs, 3-somes, 4-somes, orgies, probably some others the puritans have fantasized about I haven't thought of.
The overarching theme is commit and give yourself to your partner and unconditionally love that person.
The sane person just sees it as one sin among many, be it stealing that which does not belong to you, not honoring your parents, murder, coveting your neighbors ass, or his piece of ass.
For all have sinned. Let he who is without fault cast the first stone. Love thy neighbor. Love thine enemy. Let them strike the other cheek also.
Etc. Etc.
Basically be a good person.
"When those who bring down holier-than-thou judgement upon you and proclaim themselves to be in authority, then it is your time to judge them".
-Hips 4:20
Amstel
The Hoarse Whisperer
Congrats hips. You've brought 10 variants and an innumerable amount of creative, unmentioned variants of sex into the Jesus thread.
All I can think about right now is how much better I fell after masturbating. There was a time shortly after puberty or during that I would rub one out every night so I could fall asleep faster.
I'd just like to say that if Jesus wasn't blowing a load on purpose he had to be having wet dreams. That or his balls went blue enough to fall off.
Amstel
The Hoarse Whisperer