WTF I have decided to unfollow Jesus.

[nukes]

You need to cut that back to once a month. Trust me. I know.

At your age I could do five times a day even after a full time shift at a job

 

[HipHugHer]

I think y'all might've wandered a bit from the spirit of this thread

 

[OOD]

I think y'all might've wandered a bit from the spirit of this thread

Jesus was a teenager at some point Hips. I'm sure he jacked off a few thousand times.

 

[Jehannum]

I think y'all might've wandered a bit from the spirit of this thread

I want to enter your holiest of holiest with my poliest of polies.

 

[nukes]

I think y'all might've wandered a bit from the spirit of this thread

@Darth Handsome will get us back on track.
I fear we have cast a golden calf.

 

[wetwillie]

I suggest we open with prayer at the crack of Dawn.

 

[Ledboots]

 

[OOD]

I suggest we open with prayer at the crack of Dawn.

Who is Dawn and why do we need to pray for her crack?

 

[wetwillie]

Who is Dawn and why do we need to pray for her crack?

Dawn arises moist from the activties of the night.
A tummy trail of dim light leads away from the brokenness of her gashed crack.
Lower your heads and with a great twerking of your hips, make earnest supplications for her redemption.
And that she may have a thorough bath between customers. IJNA

 

[nukes]

Dawn arises moist from the activties of the night.
A tummy trail of dim light leads away from the brokenness of her gashed crack.
Lower your heads and with a great twerking of your hips, make earnest supplications for her redemption.
And that she may have a thorough bath between customers. IJNA

*Mary Magdalene approved.

 

[Strings]

Jesus, Eddie.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Jesus, Eddie.

not like you didnt know he was gonna make it all weird

 

[nukes]

Jesus, Eddie.

And finally folks, we're back to the spirit of the thread.

 

[wetwillie]

not like you didnt know he was gonna make it all weird

 

[nukes]

She tips well though.

 

[Immigrant]

I want to enter your holiest of holiest with my poliest of polies.

I liked that movie.

 

[Immigrant]

*Mary Magdalene approved.

The other day, I sent several audio messages to my family of me singing “I Don’t Know How to Love Him” in a falsetto.

 

[nukes]

The other day, I sent several audio messages to my family of me singing “I Don’t Know How to Love Him” in a falsetto.

I love that song. I had a crush on Yvonne Elliman when that movie was hot and so was she. Even when she topped 300 lbs I was still in like with her.

 

[nukes]

I really should have been gay.

 

[wetwillie]

I really should have been gay.

It would make some of the things we say about you a lot nicer.