FYI I have decided to follow Jesus.

OOD

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U.K. has performed widespread repeal of free speech (for non socialists) and separately covered up major crimewaves by immigrants ("grooming" gangs which rape underage women in the name of 'religion').
Oh yeah? I think I watched it too fast. Or I'm too slow.
 

OOD

Yet ANOTHER ! Beautiful Bearded Rashner
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Jehovah's witnesses just came by. I said I wasn't interested and and the guy asked why so I told him I left the church because they didn't accept homosexuals so I don't support the church. He is totally going to take that back to his church and there will be a complete change that overtakes Christianity.

They won't be back. I never get the same people twice anymore. You just have to say something that promotes sin and they mark you off the list of deserving converts.
 

Strings

Stuck with this Shitty Title
Apr 18, 2016
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Jehovah's witnesses just came by. I said I wasn't interested and and the guy asked why so I told him I left the church because they didn't accept homosexuals so I don't support the church. He is totally going to take that back to his church and there will be a complete change that overtakes Christianity.

They won't be back. I never get the same people twice anymore. You just have to say something that promotes sin and they mark you off the list of deserving converts.
Maybe he'll be back later with flowers and candy.
 

wetwille

Vegan Bow Hunter
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Jehovah's witnesses just came by. I said I wasn't interested and and the guy asked why so I told him I left the church because they didn't accept homosexuals so I don't support the church. He is totally going to take that back to his church and there will be a complete change that overtakes Christianity.

They won't be back. I never get the same people twice anymore. You just have to say something that promotes sin and they mark you off the list of deserving converts.
I deadpan and tell them I'm Jewish. done & done.
 
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Amstel

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you're a whore, but in a good way. Kindof.
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Answer the door buck naked and see if it's a gaze or just a quick glance.
I've always wanted to do this. They stalk the neighborhood in long black coats, clutching their bibles. I just don't answer the door anymore.

Dark figures that 'just want to talk to you about the lord.'