WTF I have decided to unfollow Jesus.

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Awesome

 

[Frau Blugher]

Planning an op on the vatican who's with me ?
The pay is one million dollars but you have to provide your own transportation to and from the holy city .

https://www.dailywire.com/news/38708/chinese-communists-kidnap-faithful-bishop-paul-bois

 

[Strings]

Seems jesus' word wasn't much help to that missionary guy trying to preach to that isolated tribe. The Sentinelese.
They peppered him with arrows.

 

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Seems jesus' word wasn't much help to that missionary guy trying to preach to that isolated tribe. The Sentinelese.
They peppered him with arrows.

They just didn't understand English. They need to understand English, because once the UNICEF plane drops a package of iPhones and Fanta orange soda in ACDC T-shirts, they will be up to speed and miserable like the rest of us.

 

[wetwillie]

They just didn't understand English. They need to understand English, because once the UNICEF plane drops a package of iPhones and Fanta orange soda in ACDC T-shirts, they will be up to speed and miserable like the rest of us.

They need to stumble on a laptop that is running something like "IT" to give them a taste of civilization. Followed by some furry porn and then Road Runner cartoons. And Passion of the Christ - so they can make an informed Jesus descicion ;/

 

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[Frau Blugher]

The new missionary position is face down with your back riddled with primitive dildos .

 

[Frau Blugher]

RIDDLED WITH PRIMITIVE DILDOS

 

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