WTF I have decided to unfollow Jesus.

Thought he had a job working for the city or something
That would be a shame, he's a bright kid.
Rural SC. At least 90 minutes out of Charlotte.
County worker SC:
Due in at 9 punch in 09:18
Fill out shovel requisition form in triplicate, black ink.
Coffee break 1 hour
Submit form to 3 departments
Lunch two hours
Receive shovel, drive to job ste.
Cone placement, 90 minutes.
Coffee break 1 hour
Create small pile of dirt, 16:45
30 seconds to retrieve cones, punch out 16:53.

Very productive day!