FYI I have decided to follow Cthulu

[Duke]

Because I'd rather be behind the bringer of death than in front of him.

One does not simply stand in front of the avalanche.

 

[Duke]

Another good reason.

No one has written a book about Jesus in 2000 years.

Cthulu still get's written about so obviously, more relevant. More relevant = more real.

All hail Cthulu.

 

[King Wickie Pelt Snatcher]

there is only one true religion and that is McMahonism

 

[Duke]

No one is surprised you follow wrestling.

 

[King Wickie Pelt Snatcher]

when i was younger sure. I haven't in years but i would watch death match wrestling if that was on tv

 

[Darth Handsome]

when i was younger sure. I haven't in years but i would watch death match wrestling if that was on tv

See this is much funnier than penis au gratin.

 

[nukes]

I will pray for your immortal soul, Duke.

 

[Valve1138]

 

[august]

ia! ia!

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

ph Nglui MGLW Nafh Cthulhu R LYEH WGAH Nagl Fhtagn !

 

[Darth Handsome]

I will pray for your immortal soul, Duke.

A beautiful gesture, but always remember Jesus warns us not to put our prayers on public display, as it is disingenuous and is boastful.

 

[Duke]

ph Nglui MGLW Nafh Cthulhu R LYEH WGAH Nagl Fhtagn !

Ymg' ephainilgh'ri bow mgep ya syha'h'bthnk cock

 

[Duke]

Interesting, R'Lyehian doesn't have a word for cock.

 

[nukes]

Y'all have a Lovecraft translator engine?
Nerds!

 

[nukes]

Interesting, R'Lyehian doesn't have a word for cock.

Cthulhu eats the cocks of his followers.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Cahf ah nafl mglw'nafh hh' ahor syha'h ah'legeth, ng llll or'azath syha'hnahh n'ghftephai n'gha ahornah ah'mglw'nafh!

 

[Duke]

'frn ah mglw'nafh ahornah mgsyha'h ah'mglw'nafh

Yup, I just combined two different old gods.

May the celestial civil war commence.

Maybe it's time to unlock Tartarus

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

 

[Duke]

I know there have been a few movies of the Cthuluverse, but I really am amazed someone hasn't tried a Cthulu Kaiju level flick yet.

Godzilla vs. Cthulu would be

omg

apparently, I'm not the first to think it.

 

[nukes]

I'd hit it.