I have an anal cavity the size of april full of funzie mayo.

Drool-Boy said:
Godamn I love duct tape.
Its like a fucking miricle in roll form.
It can do anything from household repairs to binding and shutting up a screaming hooker.

Don't forget binding!
BigDov said:
jaxxor did your girlfriend put you up to this, and more importantly is she going to join us here or what???

I am going to try and lure her over here, much like luring a hooker into a backalley