I have an anal cavity the size of april full of funzie mayo.

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Godamn I love duct tape.
Its like a fucking miricle in roll form.
It can do anything from household repairs to binding and shutting up a screaming hooker.

 

[bast_imret]

Godamn I love duct tape.
Its like a fucking miricle in roll form.
It can do anything from household repairs to binding and shutting up a screaming hooker.

Don't forget binding!

 

[APRIL]

jaxxor did your girlfriend put you up to this, and more importantly is she going to join us here or what???

Bring on the estrogen, just what we need... more XX!!!

 

[jaxxor]

jaxxor did your girlfriend put you up to this, and more importantly is she going to join us here or what???

I am going to try and lure her over here, much like luring a hooker into a backalley

 

[fly]

I am going to try and lure her over here, much like luring a hooker into a backalley

I think you just called her a hooker.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I am going to try and lure her over here, much like luring a hooker into a backalley

a five dollar bill and a crack rock usually does the trick