i have a thing for naked asian men with horse heads

Day after day, day after day,
We stuck, ne breath ne motion,
As idle as a painted Ship
Upon a painted Ocean.

Water, water, every where,
And all the boards did shrink;
Water, water, every where,
Ne any drop to drink.

The very deeps did rot: O Christ!
That ever this should be!
Yea, slimy things did crawl with legs
Upon the slimy Sea.
 
If you love naked asian men with horse heads you'll love this:

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I've seen that and watched it about 43413431 times. I thought I destroyed my bladder from pissing on myself so much.

The sad part was, every person I showed it to, while they thought it was funny, JUST DIDN'T GET THE WHOLE PANTS-PISSING FUNNY! :mad:

fuck them! Grumpy farts! :cool: