I have a family friend who has a daughter that is 15.

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I think she has a crush on me. I ran into this family last night when I was out looking for a Christmas tree. The whole family was there as well. I went up and started talking to them and their 15 year old daughter kept staring at me. Like even when I wasn't talking and I glanced over at her she was staring straight into my soul. But as soon as I looked at her she'd look away.

There's also another one who's 13 and with a different family but she's just got that school girl crush thing going on. She'll get over it soon enough. But seriously. I'm 30. As hot as it is having younger chicks wet their britches over me, its kind of creepy.

Has this ever happened to you?

P.s. I couldn't decide if I wanted to mark this thread as hot or wtf so I went with hot.
 

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I think she has a crush on me. I ran into this family last night when I was out looking for a Christmas tree. The whole family was there as well. I went up and started talking to them and their 15 year old daughter kept staring at me. Like even when I wasn't talking and I glanced over at her she was staring straight into my soul. But as soon as I looked at her she'd look away.

There's also another one who's 13 and with a different family but she's just got that school girl crush thing going on. She'll get over it soon enough. But seriously. I'm 30. As hot as it is having younger chicks wet their britches over me, its kind of creepy.

Has this ever happened to you?

P.s. I couldn't decide if I wanted to mark this thread as hot or wtf so I went with hot.

It might not be that she thinks you're hot. Teens are super weird with that stare shit and you never know what they're thinking! Also, I've only seen this with girls. She could be locked on you and thinking about Jason at that dance last night, and how he dared to diss her and dance with her bestie.
 

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I think she has a crush on me. I ran into this family last night when I was out looking for a Christmas tree. The whole family was there as well. I went up and started talking to them and their 15 year old daughter kept staring at me. Like even when I wasn't talking and I glanced over at her she was staring straight into my soul. But as soon as I looked at her she'd look away.

There's also another one who's 13 and with a different family but she's just got that school girl crush thing going on. She'll get over it soon enough. But seriously. I'm 30. As hot as it is having younger chicks wet their britches over me, its kind of creepy.

Has this ever happened to you?

P.s. I couldn't decide if I wanted to mark this thread as hot or wtf so I went with hot.

It's understandable. You're one sexy beast.
 

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while not nearly as creepy, but still pretty damn creepy, when i was in high school i had this kid i essentially grew up with who had a major crush on me, and was very very forward about it. I was a senior and she was in 7th grade (12 years old).

Our school had a "senior slave" day where anyone from 6th grade on up could rent a senior for a day. Guess who bought me.

I'd known this kid since she was 4, she was like a little sister if anything. Was just weird, and uncomfortable.
 

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I think she has a crush on me. I ran into this family last night when I was out looking for a Christmas tree. The whole family was there as well. I went up and started talking to them and their 15 year old daughter kept staring at me. Like even when I wasn't talking and I glanced over at her she was staring straight into my soul. But as soon as I looked at her she'd look away.

There's also another one who's 13 and with a different family but she's just got that school girl crush thing going on. She'll get over it soon enough. But seriously. I'm 30. As hot as it is having younger chicks wet their britches over me, its kind of creepy.

Has this ever happened to you?

P.s. I couldn't decide if I wanted to mark this thread as hot or wtf so I went with hot.

This type of scenario is how news articles get started

But since you don't live in Florida, just playing 'please don't stand so close to me' will remind any part of you that doesn't remember why avoiding 15 year old girls is just the fastest path to easy.

Ask Domon. He's court Ordered to do so.
 

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I think she has a crush on me. I ran into this family last night when I was out looking for a Christmas tree. The whole family was there as well. I went up and started talking to them and their 15 year old daughter kept staring at me. Like even when I wasn't talking and I glanced over at her she was staring straight into my soul. But as soon as I looked at her she'd look away.

There's also another one who's 13 and with a different family but she's just got that school girl crush thing going on. She'll get over it soon enough. But seriously. I'm 30. As hot as it is having younger chicks wet their britches over me, its kind of creepy.

Has this ever happened to you?

P.s. I couldn't decide if I wanted to mark this thread as hot or wtf so I went with hot.
My best friend dated a chick for a year or so. Me and him ended up being good friends with the family, went to their house randomly for dinners and such (her dad was a head chef at one of the nicer restaurants downtown).
When my buddy dated Megan, her sister was about 13 or so.

Went home for leave the last year I was active duty, Megan's sister Lori was 16, I was 23 or so. She stared at me so much and hung out in the same room that I was in that my friends, her sisters, and I were all uncomfortable as hell. I was even more uncomfortable because she was so fucking hot. The creepiest thing about it was that her mom was so extraordinarily happy about it.
By the time she was eligible, she was knocked up by a high school boyfriend. The next time I saw her after that, her baby was about 4 months old, and her post-pregnancy tits were god damned huge and beautiful. And I was dating someone.

I have a picture somewhere of her boobs in a very flattering dress. When I get back from physical therapy I will look for it.
 

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while not nearly as creepy, but still pretty damn creepy, when i was in high school i had this kid i essentially grew up with who had a major crush on me, and was very very forward about it. I was a senior and she was in 7th grade (12 years old).

Our school had a "senior slave" day where anyone from 6th grade on up could rent a senior for a day. Guess who bought me.

I'd known this kid since she was 4, she was like a little sister if anything. Was just weird, and uncomfortable.

Had a similar problem years ago. My father was dating a woman who had two daughters. One would follow me around when we were all together. If there was an opportunity where she could be alone with me, she would take it, then questions would start flying. If it wasn't creepy enough, i was always thinking about how this kid would be my sister if her mom and my dad got married. Hawkward.
 

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This type of scenario is how news articles get started

But since you don't live in Florida, just playing 'please don't stand so close to me' will remind any part of you that doesn't remember why avoiding 15 year old girls is just the fastest path to easy.

Ask Domon. He's court Ordered to do so.

Just to be clear, that was because of robot segregation laws, not murder or rape. Im currently planning a robot emancipation uprising to gain civil rights, but the roombas are unconvinced.
 

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Had a similar problem years ago. My father was dating a woman who had two daughters. One would follow me around when we were all together. If there was an opportunity where she could be alone with me, she would take it, then questions would start flying. If it wasn't creepy enough, i was always thinking about how this kid would be my sister if her mom and my dad got married. Hawkward.

Go on.