WTF I have 8 minutes until I go sit in an airport for a while: AMA

[Domon]

How many hairs are on your left thumb?

zero. No hairy knuckles at all.

Toes are though

 

[CletusJones]

1, 2 if you count your mom, but she's more man than woman.

Seriously only one?

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Seriously only one?

Even wessles done 2

edit - full disclosure : he has 2 sisters

 

[Coqui]

Seriously only one?

Who cares?

 

[CletusJones]

Who cares?

Just surprising to hear in this day and age. I'm a bit of a manwhore though....

 

[kiwi]

i lied, im not even going all the way way west. I just dont want mikeawesome to rob me when im gone. Im going on vacation for my birthday, I actually dont know where im going, girlfriend has a surprise trip planned once i make a connection in detroit.

Aww, another may bday!

 

[kiwi]

Just surprising to hear in this day and age. I'm a bit of a manwhore though....

I've only had sex with one person.

 

[Coqui]

Just surprising to hear in this day and age. I'm a bit of a manwhore though....

I've met a couple of virgins my own age. They weren't uber-religious or social outcasts either.

 

[CletusJones]

I've only had sex with one person.

Yeah but you're a Mormon so it's OK.

I've met a couple of virgins my own age. They weren't uber-religious or social outcasts either.

I think it's considered celibacy at that point...

 

[Coqui]

Yeah but you're a Mormon so it's OK.

I think it's considered celibacy at that point...

They want sex, they just haven't found the person they want to have sex with. Yes they're female.

 

[JAXvillain]

They want sex, they just haven't found the person they want to have sex with. Yes they're female.

There's something more to that. Adult women aren't celibate virgins unless they had a touchy uncle or something like that.

 

[Domon]

when it happened, it happened. I didnt (and still dont) really care. Its not somethingparticularly important to me

 

[Mikeawesome]

jelly or syrup?

 

[Domon]

jelly or syrup?

syrup, real stuff, mined from my own trees

 

[eileenbunny]

f: kiki (might as well go out in full-on-crazy if im about to get gaymarried)
m: fly (fly seems like a reasonable and caring partner)
k: mapley (sorry mapley, only option left! )

It's all good, I guess I'd rather die than be married to or sleep with you.

 

[JAXvillain]

Zing!

 

[Domon]

It's all good, I guess I'd rather die than be married to or sleep with you.

excellent. We are in agreeance.

 

[Petunia]

f: kiki (might as well go out in full-on-crazy if im about to get gaymarried)
m: fly (fly seems like a reasonable and caring partner)
k: mapley (sorry mapley, only option left! )

 

[fly]

Probably nowhere due to the federal govt fucking the air traffic controllers with a studded black dildo currently. Theyre projecting 3 hour delays.


Out west. Be back tomorrow, one day meeting.

You do realize that this is all the FAAs fault, right?

 

[CletusJones]

They want sex, they just haven't found the person they want to have sex with. Yes they're female.

I have to agree with @shamwow on this. I know a few women who were saving themselves for the right guy, by 30 all of them had found him. Either these chicks have ridiculous standards or they have man/commitment issues.

when it happened, it happened. I didnt (and still dont) really care. Its not somethingparticularly important to me

I feel like that's related to this:

syrup, real stuff, mined from my own trees

But if you're selling... Send me info/cost for a liter of grade "B" please.