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It's so rare, it just made my heart swell.kiwi said:
My next scheme is to take out life insurance policies on every person in an Alabama trailer park, there's bound to be a good ROI on that quickly.
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My next scheme is to take out life insurance policies on every person in an Alabama trailer park, there's bound to be a good ROI on that quickly.
ChikkenNoodul said:
You know, this is interesting. CAN you put a life insurance policy on a total stranger and name yourself the beneficiary? I can't imagine you could, but what if! It'd be a whole new kind of gambling.
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You need them to sign the paperwork, but otherwise - yes.itburnswhenipee said:
My company wanted to take one out on me, but I declined
ChikkenNoodul said:You need them to sign the paperwork, but otherwise - yes.
My company wanted to take one out on me, but I declined
Okay.... so you could concievably pay someone like $50 to sign the paperwork. Then all you need to do is wait for them to die.
Very interesting.
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A case of Natty Light should do the trick I'm thinking, failing that a box of Marlboro's.itburnswhenipee said:Okay.... so you could concievably pay someone like $50 to sign the paperwork. Then all you need to do is wait for them to die.
Very interesting.
Your company probably did anyway. Most large companies take them out on their employees, with or without their permission. I'm shocked that your company even asked.ChikkenNoodul said:You need them to sign the paperwork, but otherwise - yes.
My company wanted to take one out on me, but I declined
edit: They call it 'dead peasants' insurnace.
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fly said:Your company probably did anyway. Most large companies take them out on their employees, with or without their permission. I'm shocked that your company even asked.
edit: They call it 'dead peasants' insurnace.
I think it was so they could do it for a larger amount or something, I'm not sure
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It looks like you need to have 'an insurable interest' in the person you want a policy on, so it's going to cost me a little more to set up a shell corporation and register these people as employees.
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The problem with that, is in case of any 'difficulties' the name can be traced to a software piracy group in Utah which increased the charges to 'conspiracy accross state lines'KNYTE said:Call it "Super Happy Fun Time Corporation Incorporated", that's the company name I enter whenever I install "demo" software.
I don't have anyone working for me at that level yet that can get me a break
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I'm not sure if you have to get a complete medical if you want to live in the United Kingdom, I know you have to supply some sort of medical documentation though to make sure you don't have... Bad aids or rabies.
But fingers in the hoohah.. I don't think that happens here.
I could be completely wrong though, lots of girls might be getting fingered as we speak by trained specialists.
But fingers in the hoohah.. I don't think that happens here.
I could be completely wrong though, lots of girls might be getting fingered as we speak by trained specialists.
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I can see my plan is going to be wildly successful.Bubbles said:Natty Light is Liquid Gold.
I'm thinking "Independent Inexpensive Beer Review Magazine" as a shell corp, publishing should be cheap and the denizens could be hired as 'tasters'
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Now I need to analyze newspaper reports for the last few years and see where the most 'accidents' occurBubbles said: