I hate blotchez.

[APRIL]

*twirls*

*twirl*

OMG LETS HOLD HANDS AND TWIRL!!!

why haven't we made this into a forum game yet? we could come up with super positive questions you could ask her, then you could post her cuntified answer.

Oh oh oh!! Tell her that Kiko was accepted into mensa and you're so excited.


I'm going to die at the response... I can only imagine.... hahahahhahha

whew

 

[fly]

Tell her that Kiko just read War and Peace. WTF HER AUTISTIC CHILD CANT READ SHIT

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Omg, kiko just broke the record - 47 courics!

 

[Petunia]

omfg... this could be awesome.

 

[JAXvillain]

People also don't like that I 'twist' their words, have a pessimistic outlook (or always assume the worst, depending on their vocabulary), am elitist (sometimes mistaken with being a hipster ), never say what I mean, and am a perfectionist.

But I dont let it keep me down!

ETA: Depressing.
Hostile.
Cold.
Distant.
Mean.

sounds like a lonely existence :\
without friends life is shit

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Are we talking "bar friends" or friends that will show up at 4:00AM on a Tuesday to help you scrape the hookers' brains off the stoop?

 

[ZRH]

sounds like a lonely existence :\
without friends life is shit

I have friends.

 

[JAXvillain]

Or at least WAW

lol. I am far, far, far from the top of the muckraker list. liam, zrh and flynavy are in a league of their own to which I have no aspirations

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I've heard you aspirated nebulized mackerel juice.

 

[JAXvillain]

Are we talking "bar friends" or friends that will show up at 4:00AM on a Tuesday to help you scrape the hookers' brains off the stoop?

I have both and some occupy both territories as well

 

[JAXvillain]

I've heard you aspirated nebulized mackerel juice.

highly under-appreciated buzz!

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

why haven't we made this into a forum game yet? we could come up with super positive questions you could ask her, then you could post her cuntified answer.

Best idea I've heard all month.

If you don't do this Kiki then Zac should totally ban you for being a bore.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Text her telling her Kiko just managed to construct a replica of the whitehouse entirely out of lego.

 

[ZRH]

Text her telling her Kiko just managed to construct a replica of the whitehouse entirely out of lego.

Whitehouse is pretty simple Palladian style federal. It's beautiful because of it's simplicity.

 

[Petunia]

Best idea I've heard all month.

If you don't do this Kiki then Zac should totally ban you for being a bore.

aaaahahaha