I hate being sick.

wr3kt

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dreamwalker said:
But, but, you mean those pics of the lumpy boobs were...lies? :(
I had to have them removed. Apparently something about them ruining my posture...or guys shouldn't have tits...I dunno.
I keep them in a jar and put them next to my bed.
 

fly

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wr3kt said:
That hurts me.
That hurts me in the heart area.
I'm never wearing spurs again, you heartless bastard.

Can I make it up by cooking a nice candlelit dinner?
 

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wr3kt

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fly said:
Can I make it up by cooking a nice candlelit dinner?
Godammit. Everytime I'm on the verge of mailing you a dead pigeon covered in maggots, you pull this.

STOP KNOWING MY FEELINGS!!
 

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wr3kt said:
I had to have them removed. Apparently something about them ruining my posture...or guys shouldn't have tits...I dunno.
I keep them in a jar and put them next to my bed.

I guess sending you the name of the local plastic surgeon has now become a moot point, hasn't it?
 

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wr3kt said:
Godammit. Everytime I'm on the verge of mailing you a dead pigeon covered in maggots, you pull this.

STOP KNOWING MY FEELINGS!!

:lol:

Can I still have the pigeon?
 
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shockthemonkey

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Hah, I get to use this AGAIN! :D

We can't possibly manage to converse without fighting, can we? :lol:
SHUT UP I HATE YOU AND I WANT YOU PREGNANT BY ME
 

wr3kt

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I guess sending you the name of the local plastic surgeon has now become a moot point, hasn't it?
Yea...this doctor named Jefe helped me out. He only charged me like $50. Oddly enough...I got sick a few days after the surgery. Wierd.
 

BigDov

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wr3kt said:
Yea...this doctor named Jefe helped me out. He only charged me like $50. Oddly enough...I got sick a few days after the surgery. Wierd.

Hmm.... and I thought Jefe came so highly recommended??



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