Do you know Mikey?
lemme guess...this one is with you?
fuck no. not with me and he doesn't know me at all
M/14/NY/Firefighter here.
How you doin?
so how do you know it's a he?
BUSTED!
This thread begs the question: just how much time DOES Michael spend on the interweb?
Please stab yourself in the eye for calling me Michael.