I got my penis stuck in a hippo...(marital problems thread)

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smileynev

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...who do you call? Assuming you're in the city, at a zoo or something, I'm sure you'd be discovered pretty quickly and get unstuck. But what about in the Hippo's native habitat?
 
Coqui said:
Look in the Yellow pages for penis removal from Hippo.

Thread needs more content.

Ummm, howso? It has content. Its a simple question with many possible answers.
 
Drool-Boy said:
All the hippo has to do is fart and youd be launched across town
You need someone to come feed it some tacobell

Do they have Taco Bells in Swaziland?
 
Coqui said:
The only bestiality this forum is interested in is goats that's how.

Yeah, for your western cultures you are correct. What about the rest of the world. Not everyone has goats.
 
smileynev said:
Yeah, for your western cultures you are correct. What about the rest of the world. Not everyone has goats.

A goat by any other name is still a goat. I honestly don't know of any place in the world that doesn't have a goat of some form.
 
Coqui said:
A goat by any other name is still a goat. I honestly don't know of any place in the world that doesn't have a goat of some form.

Antarctica.

New York City.
 
Coqui said:
Let me re-iterate.

Places that people inhabit as well and general regions not specific areas.

Nigeria.

Wyoming.

Iceland.