Halp I got my lab results, OH SHEET!

[tre]

also, a couple of manhattans in right now, so i'm fixing my levels

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I think mines like 50 or so.

 

[kiwi]

I think mines like 50 or so.

Blood alcohol level or cholesterol?

 

[Petunia]

my bday is next week... someone better take me out to a filthy juicy steak dinner & bacon martini

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Blood alcohol level or cholesterol?

Both.

 

[OzSTEEZ]

I have no idea. I have never been checked.

 

[Sarcasmo]

I have no idea. I have never been checked.

I'm gonna say your LDL count is 480 based on the lunches you've posted.

 

[OzSTEEZ]

I'm gonna say your LDL count is 480 based on the lunches you've posted.

You might as well speak Chinese to me for all I understood of that.

 

[JAXvillain]

im eating tuna riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight now

I just had spicy grilled swordfish

 

[helenabear]

Yay for good blood results... well other than the cholesterol.

Some of it is just hereditary. I have mine right around 200 but my good cholesterol is right around 70 which means I will always have a higher combined number yet be insanely healthy in that regard.

Less eating out, more fruits & fiber, more fish, more exercise, have one or two drinks a day, eat some nuts and I think that's what they usually suggest. I know I have good cholesterol but I learned a few things to help keep family members healthier w/o taking drugs.

 

[Sarcasmo]

I can't believe you shameless assholes actually shared your private medical embarrassment with anyone who wants to log in. fuck's sake. PRIVACY

 

[JAXvillain]

I can't believe you shameless assholes actually shared your private medical embarrassment with anyone who wants to log in. fuck's sake. PRIVACY

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Dunno about my cholesterol but my alcohol to blood ratio is a bit low at the moment.

ok Im fixing this now

 

[Petunia]

I can't believe you shameless assholes actually shared your private medical embarrassment with anyone who wants to log in. fuck's sake. PRIVACY

lmao

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I can't believe you shameless assholes actually shared your private medical embarrassment with anyone who wants to log in. fuck's sake. PRIVACY

Youve met these two
You know full well they will tell about anything
You shouldnt be surprised at all

 

[APRIL]

I don't have any secrets either... privacy scmivacy.

 

[APRIL]

If DB sends me another story about some dude fucking a cat and killing it, I will definitely lose my shit.

 

[chimney]

If DB sends me another story about some dude fucking a cat and killing it, I will definitely lose my shit.

I can tell you a story about me choking a chicken yesterday if you want.

 

[my little brony]

Congrats!

Regarding cholesterol, I just started eating more tuna and fruits.

Fish oil capsules work just as well if you don't like tuna.

we know full well he doesn't

 

[Sarcasmo]

Youve met these two
You know full well they will tell about anything
You shouldnt be surprised at all

Yeah and I love 'em both (in a non-cornhole way), but Jesus.