I found Sarah's sister.

[Duke]

Fuck me, the 40 year old virgin wants someone to put their bike in his trunk.

 

[Mrs. Valve]

And check out the old Nintendo controller I had made into a belt buckle!"

Fuck me, I want one.

Fly is at least 50...

that makes you...older than McCain?

 

[polo]

fuck me that fish is a keeper

 

[Sarcasmo]

Fuck me, this turbulence is a real cow

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Frell me, this pizza is angry at being eaten

that makes you...older than McCain?

I drank beers with his paw

 

[simple]

wow she has great teeth

 

[Kevlar]

cousin, maybe

 

[JAXvillain]

I'd hit it

 

[Valve1138]

I'd hit it

With a brick?

 

[JAXvillain]

With a brick?

you? yes...her, she's cute...not hot but cute...I like that

 

[Valve1138]

you? yes...her, she's cute...not hot but cute...I like that

yeah, cute > hot.

 

[Duke]

With a brick?

So hard that to pull me out, you would have to be the future king of england.

 

[Sarcasmo]

Chris would hit it with a bargepole.

 

[JAXvillain]

Chris would hit it with a bargepole.

there is such a thing as too much dick

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

there is such a thing as too much dick

tell that to flys butthole

 

[Sarcasmo]

lmao

 

[JAXvillain]

tell that to fly butthole

god bless industrial lubricants

 

[Duke]

tell that to flys butthole

ha ha ha ha

 

[Jonny_B]

So hard that to pull me out, you would have to be the future king of england.

i can't rep you right now, but that was awesome.