I figured Scientologists were batshit crazy, but I had no idea...

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CLEANSE MY BODY RAISINS!!!

edit: And most people in the religion are told these are lies used to discredit the religion. It's only after many years, and much money, that you are allowed to read the inner books. By then you're so brainwashed, you think Bush is smart.
 
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Woah, I thought this was gonna be about Dharma...

Yeah, it does amaze me that people take Scientology so seriously. But, then again, who knows. Maybe there is some truth to it....:fly:
 
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holy shit that is out there. Does this mean that when I touch myself, I am toucing alien penis?
 
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Drool-Boy said:
No it means 2500 aliens spirits are watching you do it
I always wondered why there was always a laughtrack at the end...
 

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ChikkenNoodul said:
I heard Scientology started because somebody bet Hubbard that he couldn't start a religion based on money or something like that


Wouldnt that be the ultimate bitch?
Some poor schmuck spends his life and fortune persuing the highest plateau of this religion, then when they finally allow him into the inner most circle of it, they all jump out and "SURPRISE! Its all just a joke dude!"
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