I figured Scientologists were batshit crazy, but I had no idea...

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

http://www.skeptictank.org/hs/htruebt.htm

Just read that^^^

I just cant believe that this is the basis of an organised religion, and people buy into this

 

[fly]

CLEANSE MY BODY RAISINS!!!

edit: And most people in the religion are told these are lies used to discredit the religion. It's only after many years, and much money, that you are allowed to read the inner books. By then you're so brainwashed, you think Bush is smart.

 

[smileynev]

Woah, I thought this was gonna be about Dharma...

Yeah, it does amaze me that people take Scientology so seriously. But, then again, who knows. Maybe there is some truth to it....

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Woah, I thought this was gonna be about Dharma...

Well I read what she had said, wich led me to investigate further.
It all reads like some crappy sci-fi channel movie of the week.

 

[jaxxor]

I thought this was going to be about timecube

 

[Desslock]

What about the Bungholians from Uranus?

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

What about the Bungholians from Uranus?

Did they fly to earth on DC8s?

 

[Desslock]

Did they fly to earth on DC8s?

Yes.
Those guys are assholes though.

 

[smileynev]

holy shit that is out there. Does this mean that when I touch myself, I am toucing alien penis?

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

holy shit that is out there. Does this mean that when I touch myself, I am toucing alien penis?

No it means 2500 aliens spirits are watching you do it

 

[smileynev]

No it means 2500 aliens spirits are watching you do it

I always wondered why there was always a laughtrack at the end...

 

[Desslock]

No it means 2500 aliens spirits are watching you do it

Poor alien spirits.

 

[fly]

No it means 2500 aliens spirits are watching you do it

Wanna trade some?

 

[smileynev]

Wanna trade some?

some what?

 

[Syrup Beaver]

The White Zone is for loading and unloading
If you gotta load or unload, go to the White Zone

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I heard Scientology started because somebody bet Hubbard that he couldn't start a religion based on money or something like that

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I heard Scientology started because somebody bet Hubbard that he couldn't start a religion based on money or something like that

Wouldnt that be the ultimate bitch?
Some poor schmuck spends his life and fortune persuing the highest plateau of this religion, then when they finally allow him into the inner most circle of it, they all jump out and "SURPRISE! Its all just a joke dude!"

 

[BigDov]

FUCKING WACKO!!!!!

That shit is damn crazy.

 

[APRIL]

Oh gosh... that is batty.

 

[fly]

some what?

spirits.