I don't want to go back to work!

Coqui said:
Well see I've been weight lifting a lot recently to take out my sexual frustrations, turns out it had a double meaning because one swift knock on the head with my arm and she's out like a light. little KY Jelly and you're all set. She won't even remember a thing (remember you got to do it without her seeing you knock her out otherwise she gets pissed).

On another note, my wife has been complaining about headaches a lot....anyone have any surefire remedies?
Breathing 100% O2 is good for my headaches.