Hawt I don't think you've ever had a birthday thread before...

[tre]

correct.... it's more like leasing a vehicle. very high rates of depreciation.

you broke it, you bought it

 

[Jimmycrackcorn]

wrong. the next schmuck can have an older, worn out, toy that I played with and put away wet.

i'll take the shiny newer model.

 

[tre]

i'm sure she'll be happy to date an adult in her next relationship

 

[Jimmycrackcorn]

I'm sure you're right

And he'll enjoy the gaping axe wound I left him

 

[thintoast]

I'm sure you're right

And he'll enjoy the gaping axe wound I left him

She'll marry an asexual beta who will cover his eyes when her boob is exposed.

Sounds like she's marrying into April's family...

 

[Jimmycrackcorn]

 

[Jimmycrackcorn]

She'll marry an asexual beta who will cover his eyes when her boob is exposed.

Sounds like she's marrying into April's family...

Have you been following JPC's Disney Cruise posts on Facebook? More posts than I have ever seen out of him.......

 

[thintoast]

Have you been following JPC's Disney Cruise posts on Facebook? More posts than I have ever seen out of him.......

I haven't, but I don't need to. I think he's posted more in the few days he's been on this trip than his entire facebook "career".

 

[Jimmycrackcorn]

I haven't, but I don't need to. I think he's posted more in the few days he's been on this trip than his entire facebook "career".

Yeah, there is no doubt. Love it though.....seein' Shelbs so happy is adorable.

 

[thintoast]

Yeah, there is no doubt. Love it though.....seein' Shelbs so happy is adorable.

Shelbs is a pretty rad kid and yeah, she deserves this trip.

 

[kiwi]

Happy birthday!


I'm older too, by 29 days.

 

[Duke]

 

[thintoast]

Blow on a belly button? What are you 3?

 

[Duke]

Blow on a belly button? What are you 3?

I'm sorry yours doesn't extend above your belt line.

 

[helenabear]

I'm sorry yours doesn't extend above your belt line.

 

[fly]

Blow on a belly button? What are you 3?

Fact: The judge doesn't like when you actually try to blow a 3 year old's bellybutton.

 

[thintoast]

Fact: The judge doesn't like when you actually try to blow a 3 year old's bellybutton.

Where is there a 3 year old named judge?

 

[plot]

Fact: The judge doesn't like when you actually try to blow a 3 year old's bellybutton.

maybe you're just doing it wrong?

 

[thintoast]

I'm sorry yours doesn't extend above your belt line.

My belly button? I have an innie bro, what kind of belly button dick do you have?

 

[Amstel]

fly said: ↑
Fact: The judge doesn't like when you actually try to blow a 3 year old's bellybutton.

maybe you're just doing it wrong?

ITT we learn who Fly can go for tips. . . uh, pointers . . . shit. A helping hand.
















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