I don't think I could handle prison...

The only thing keeping my job from being prison is that I only get fucked in the ass every 2 weeks when I get my paycheck.
 
Millions said:
The only thing keeping my job from being prison is that I only get fucked in the ass every 2 weeks when I get my paycheck.

winnar!

and ditto
 
Coqui said:
It's because her fucking ass I have to do all this work for Sarbanes Oxley. Fuck her, increase her sentence.


haha yes! Antother publicly traded company that has to put up with this shit. SOX compliance can suck my ass.