I don't know about you...

smileynev said:
april. Please don't lock this thread. I know you didn't make it so I'm sure its not all cool and neato, but it would be swell if you left it open. Thanks

ZING!

*goes off to stuff some roadkill into his Aquafina bottle*
 
april. Please don't lock this thread. I know you didn't make it so I'm sure its not all cool and neato, but it would be swell if you left it open. Thanks

Ooooohh get over yourself.
 
I don't know why that's so funny but it is. I can just see him and his wife standing there.

"Well Mrs. Mustufa, would you care for a glass of this fine, crystal clear Culligan?"

"Why yes, Mr. Mustufa...and afterwards would you like me to go downtown on you?"

"Dear you know this marriage is a sham, I'm a hairdresser and therefore, homosexually inclined. Only other men go downtown on Mustufa's Mustufa."

"Oh quite, right, Mr. Mustufa...hrmm...what's that in the water? ....:BARF:"

Who the hell throws up over a fly?!