I didn't read the story, I just want the Ham Dog

[DirkPhoenix]

http://www.cnn.com/2005/HEALTH/diet.fitness/02/14/southern.staples.ap/index.html

"The dish, a specialty of Mulligan's, a suburban bar, is a hot dog wrapped by a beef patty that's deep fried, covered with chili, cheese and onions and served on a hoagie bun. Oh yeah, it's also topped with a fried egg and two fistfuls of fries."





...I will make this tonight.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

My cholesterol levels shot up from just reading that

 

[Coqui]

I just felt my arteries clog up reading that

 

[BigDov]

That sounds like something I could only eat once.


With 911 on standby.

 

[b_sinning]

Sounds too greasy.

 

[Desslock]

*clutches chest*
That sounds good.

 

[DirkPhoenix]

I'm just wondering, do I batter the beef patty/hot dog combination before I fry it? Or do I just dump the "patty dog" right into the fryer?

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I'm just wondering, do I batter the beef patty/hot dog combination before I fry it? Or do I just dump the "patty dog" right into the fryer?

bread it in the same stuff they cover corndogs with

 

[DirkPhoenix]

bread it in the same stuff they cover corndogs with

Nice! Thanks.

 

[BigDov]

bread it in the same stuff they cover corndogs with

I was thinking something like that, or a tempura batter might be extra tasty too.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I bet my veins would squeak whenever my heart beated after eating that

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

and think of the big, greasy, smoking shit that thing will give you the next day!

 

[jaxxor]

my acid reflux and my ulcer rumbled in warning when I even considered eating that

 

[DirkPhoenix]

and think of the big, greasy, smoking shit that thing will give you the next day!

Next day? A monster like that will take its time. It'll have a nice three-day weekend in my lower intestine.

 

[Desslock]

my acid reflux and my ulcer rumbled in warning when I even considered eating that

My heart jumped out of my chest and bitchslapped me for thinking about it.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Next day? A monster like that will take its time. It'll have a nice three-day weekend in my lower intestine.

Yeah that bitch would be on a slow crawl for sure
Give it time to ferment too

 

[DirkPhoenix]

Yeah that bitch would be on a slow crawl for sure
Give it time to ferment too

I'll chase it down with some Guiness. They could have a party.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Yeah that bitch would be on a slow crawl for sure
Give it time to ferment too

You'll have the day of staggeringly noxious flatulence beforehand too

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I'll chase it down with some Guiness. They could have a party.

Vile
Your lower intestine will be classified as a biological weapon

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

You'll have the day of staggeringly noxious flatulence beforehand too

Bonus points if you can catch some of it in a ziplock baggie