I didn't die

[Nyx]

Hey all! Jaymie tells me that you guys have been wondering where I've been. I didn't die, I've just been...otherwise occupied. I haven't forgotten about all of you

And for those of you who might bitch about "lack of content" here you go:

Fact of the Day
The first umbrella factory in the U.S. was founded in 1928 in Baltimore, Maryland.

Quote of the Day
"There are two kinds of people who never amount to much: those who cannot do what they are told, and those who can do nothing else."
- Cyrus Curtis

Word of the Day
Indubitable-Pronunciation: /in-DOO-bi-ta-bel/ adj : too evident to be doubted : unquestionable

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Joined a survivalist forum have we?

 

[theacoustician]

Hey all! Jaymie tells me that you guys have been wondering where I've been. I didn't die, I've just been...otherwise occupied. I haven't forgotten about all of you

And for those of you who might bitch about "lack of content" here you go:

Fact of the Day
The first umbrella factory in the U.S. was founded in 1928 in Baltimore, Maryland.

Quote of the Day
"There are two kinds of people who never amount to much: those who cannot do what they are told, and those who can do nothing else."
- Cyrus Curtis

Word of the Day
Indubitable-Pronunciation: /in-DOO-bi-ta-bel/ adj : too evident to be doubted : unquestionable

You've been cheating on us with another forum. Admit it, you slut.

 

[Nyx]

Joined a survivalist forum have we?

No sir, I'm surviving quite well on my own, thank you very much

You've been cheating on us with another forum. Admit it, you slut.

Nolo contendere, your Honor

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

my moneys still on the "Russian mail order groom" forums

 

[BigDov]

Doesn't matter to me what you're doing so long as you stop in and say hi once in a while

 

[Coqui]

we miss you come back soon

 

[theacoustician]

Nolo contendere, your Honor

BUT WHAT ABOUT THE CHILDREN?!?! WHAT ABOUT US?!?! HAVE YOU NO HEART? NO SOUL? *runs away sobbing*

 

[BigDov]

BUT WHAT ABOUT THE CHILDREN?!?! WHAT ABOUT US?!?! HAVE YOU NO HEART? NO SOUL? *runs away sobbing*

go play with your new mouse you crybaby

 

[Nyx]

my moneys still on the "Russian mail order groom" forums

No sir, if I was looking for a man it wouldn't be that way...


...or would it?

 

[Nyx]

Doesn't matter to me what you're doing so long as you stop in and say hi once in a while

Will do

we miss you come back soon

I am back, at least for today

 

[Nyx]

BUT WHAT ABOUT THE CHILDREN?!?! WHAT ABOUT US?!?! HAVE YOU NO HEART? NO SOUL? *runs away sobbing*

There are children here???

 

[Coqui]

There are children here???

I'm only twee years old

 

[theacoustician]

There are children here???

There are quite a few child like minds. Onno swears that you got him pregnant, so there's that poor motherless child.

 

[Nyx]

I'm only twee years old

Suuuuure you are, wanna sit on my lap?

There are quite a few child like minds.

Child like minds, yes, I can see that.

Onno swears that you got him pregnant, so there's that poor motherless child.

I did no such thing!!!

 

[Coqui]

Suuuuure you are, wanna sit on my lap?

Yes please. I've also been a bad boy and need to be spanked

 

[Syrup Beaver]

There are children here???

With Cletus fapping all over the forum, there's bound to be a few

 

[Nyx]

Yes please. I've also been a bad boy and need to be spanked

I'll give you a spanking all right

With Cletus fapping all over the forum, there's bound to be a few

I see it's been business as usual around here

 

[fly]

"I didn't die"

Skips old joke...

 

[wr3kt]

I just died a little....in my mouth.