I demand pics of April...

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...or visual representations, be them drawings, claymation or other forms of animation, or yarn dolls. I want to see what all the fuss is about. Please post any pictures or other april related items in this thread. Thanks
 
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smileynev

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April23 said:
Woman plz.
PM?

cmon, we all want to know what you look like. The more horribly disfigured and social inept you look, the more we'll love you.
 

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Pancake Wagon said:
PM?

cmon, we all want to know what you look like. The more horribly disfigured and social inept you look, the more we'll love you.
Why does it matter what I look like?



22\f\houston 280lbs, light brown hair, brown eyes, freckles, answers to fatty

If found please call: 555 5555
 

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April23 said:
Why does it matter what I look like?



22\f\houston 280lbs, light brown hair, brown eyes, freckles, answers to fatty

If found please call: 555 5555

It doesn't matter a bit to me what you look like....... it would just make you stop being such a mystery to me :)
 

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April23 said:
Why does it matter what I look like?



22\f\houston 280lbs, light brown hair, brown eyes, freckles, answers to fatty

If found please call: 555 5555
me: dials
ameritech operator: what city?
me: houston
ameritech operator: what listing?
me: april
ameritech operator: april who?
me: i don't know, she's 22 and answers to "fatty"
ameritech operator: ...
ameritech operator: are you serious?
me: yes
ameritech operator: sir, there is no listing.
me: why not?
ameritech operator: you haven't given me a last name.
me: but I don't know it. I thought you were supposed to help me find who i was looking for.
ameritech operator: yes, but I need their full name
me: she likes to play with goats if that helps
<click>
 
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April23 said:
Why does it matter what I look like?



22\f\houston 280lbs, light brown hair, brown eyes, freckles, answers to fatty

If found please call: 555 5555
Because I like to know what the people I talk to on the intarweb look like

Theacoustician likes like a repressed proctologist
chikken looks like he's ready blow some shit up at the drop of a hat, or a coat, or a shoe, or a raindrop
Droolboy looks like he sounds
etc
 

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Pancake Wagon said:
Because I like to know what the people I talk to on the intarweb look like

Theacoustician likes like a repressed proctologist
chikken looks like he's ready blow some shit up at the drop of a hat, or a coat, or a shoe, or a raindrop
Droolboy looks like he sounds
etc
Just think of me as a fat mysterious butter ball. TRUF! :eek: