I cleaned up Drool's Baby Batter

[simple]

The world already has a John Wayne Gasey.

wait until you see my second comic strip, you'll appreciate the genius

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

It was the whole goatee thing, but funzie's is upside down.

thats like his painted on smiley face thing
you know, cuz hes a clown and all

 

[fly]

thats like his painted on smiley face thing
you know, cuz hes a clown and all

I know that dummy.

 

[theacoustician]

Now this begs the question : Is it possible to clean up Drool?

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Now this begs the question : Is it possible to clean up Drool?

Highly unlikely

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Highly unlikely

Are we talking unlikely like work peace or unlikely like getting the oil stains out of my satin coyote suit?

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Are we talking unlikely like work peace or unlikely like getting the oil stains out of my satin coyote suit?

as unlikely as elpmis going straight

 

[Syrup Beaver]

as unlikely as elpmis going straight

So I have a better chance of winning the lottery then.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

So I have a better chance of winning the lottery then.

a better chance of winning the lottery while being struck by lightning

 

[Syrup Beaver]

a better chance of winning the lottery while being struck by lightning

Will I gain magical powers like Ernest in that movie?

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Will I gain magical powers like Ernest in that movie?

no, youll just have to poop inot a plastic bag from then on out

 

[Syrup Beaver]

no, youll just have to poop inot a plastic bag from then on out

Cool, I do that now for fun, but then I'll have an excuse.

Nothing like being in the middle of a meeting and then announcing to everyone "Excuse me folks, I need to change my colostomy bag. Those bagels sure cause a rumble in my bum bum!"

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Cool, I do that now for fun, but then I'll have an excuse.

Nothing like being in the middle of a meeting and then announcing to everyone "Excuse me folks, I need to change my colostomy bag. Those bagels sure cause a rumble in my bum bum!"

lol
Like the scene from Dirty Rotten Scoundrels..
"Excuse me, may I go to the bathroom?"
"Yes, you may"

*pauses and stares*

"Thank you"

 

[Syrup Beaver]

lol
Like the scene from Dirty Rotten Scoundrels..
"Excuse me, may I go to the bathroom?"
"Yes, you may"

*pauses and stares*

"Thank you"

Ahahahahahaha

yeah

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

The world already has a John Wayne Gasey.

Ya but he didnt have the whole mayo jar angle like funzie does

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Ya but he didnt have the whole mayo jar angle like funzie does

Mebbe we could incite some nutjob into actually claiming to be funzie and fucking mayo jars in supermarkets and stuff.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Mebbe we could incite some nutjob into actually claiming to be funzie and fucking mayo jars in supermarkets and stuff.

just get fly liquored up
hell do it

 

[Syrup Beaver]

just get fly liquored up
hell do it

Sweet, I'll try it when I see him in January

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Seriously, I have no idea wtf is wrong with me
But this shit is cracking me up

 

[APRIL]