I cant practice my favorite hobby at work anymore:-(

I saw Lord of War last night, and for those of you that have seen this movie, I ripped the loudest fart ever during that scene where Cage is about to shoot that dude in the forehead (the most dramatic scene in the movie)
 
ChikkenNoodul said:
I like to save my bender-beer fueled leavings for the office.

I've heard guys walk into the can, gag and say "Oh man", and walk back out :lol:
If I walked into the bathroom and you were dropping a beer stenched duece, I'd drop my pants and take you out to lunch - if you know what I'm sayin'
 
ChikkenNoodul said:
What you're sayin' is you're gonna tighten the bolts on my right side plate, and adjust my sear angle :hi2u:
No, what I'm saying is I'm gonna bend my bare asshole over your mouth and take you out to lunch