I Can't Believe It's Not Butter. *Goat Special*

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You know, I actually think I would prefer goat cum to human cum. It just seems so much more natural to use animal cum than our own. I mean, we eat animal muscle, but not human muscle. We drink animal milk, but not our own. It makes sense from this perspective.

Plus I think this goat is so adorable. I wouldn't mind cookin' up a goat-cum omlette with his semen. He's a Nigerian Dwarf named Gay-Mor. How CUTE is that?!?